the useless features
warehouse 🏚
everything below is already running. no buttons to open. just scroll and waste time, like nature intended 🐌
← back to the labuselessness meter
0% useless · live & lying
cursor sparkles
your cursor has spawned 0 sparkles. nobody asked.
loading nothing
loading nothing… 0% · ETA: never
visitor counter
you are visitor #—
emotional weather
☁️ partly stupid
app heartbeat
❤️the app is alive (allegedly)
mood of the moment
😎
today's mood: vibing
useless market
$VIBE12.40
$CHAOS88.10
$NAP420.00
$MEME6.90
$WIFI0.20
$BRAIN1.00
shake therapy
random compliment
your hair looks expensive today 💇
magic 8 ball
ask me something 🔮
battery (lies)
50%(definitely accurate)
celebration button
hold the button
held for 0.0s · still nothing
fake notifications
- waiting for nonsense…
pointless counter
0
important setting
off (does nothing)