25 AI memes for developers

it works on my machine

ship the machine 🚚

i don't always test my code

but when i do, i do it in production

98% AI generated

2% stack overflow copy paste

ChatGPT: 'you're absolutely right!'

the code: still broken 🫠

fixed one bug

summoned three more 👹

deploy on friday at 5pm

i live dangerously 😎

junior: 'i'll just use AI'

AI: invents three libraries that don't exist

git push --force

and other crimes 👮

the bug is gone

i didn't fix anything 🤷

copilot autocompletes my variable

as 'finalFinalFINAL_v7'

estimate: 2 hours

reality: 2 weeks and a personality change

AI wrote the tests

AI also wrote the bugs the tests miss 🥲

standup: 'no blockers'

me internally: everything is on fire

PM: 'can you make it pop?'

me: adds a gradient and prays 🙏

documentation says nothing

the source code says even less

i asked AI to refactor

it deleted the company 💀

passes locally

fails in CI, in staging, in your dreams

merging without reading the diff

trust fall with the universe 🌌

AI agent loops 47 times

achieves: 0. burns: $12 in tokens 💸

comment says: 'don't touch'

narrator: he touched it

dark mode is a personality

and i have it 😤

the regex works

nobody knows why. do not look at it.

AI: '100% confident'

also AI: hallucinates entire framework

scrum master asks for an update

i open jira like it owes me money

promoted to senior dev

still googling 'how to center a div'